Namaste! We are your Ascended Masters! We come today with some important news about an upcoming event. Our sacred associates are completing a series of projects that will lead to the fall of the dark cabal. These projects have so far created the rudiments of a new monetary system; produced the basics of a new global financial system; and fleshed out the foundation of a new international era of global peace and cooperation. These things are only the thin end of the wedge. The many dark governments of your world now realize that the blessings of the Light are not just so many words but a powerful reality. As we wait on the verge of the announcements that will transform your world, we gleefully watch our associates filing multiple court cases and preparing the evidence for trials that are to push the dark from power. The time for our grand victory arrives!